Real Cyberpunk

Welcome, choombatta, to the razor’s edge of tomorrow—where neon claws your retinas and the air hums with a world gone feral. This ain’t no scrubbed sim; this is Real Cyberpunk, a future ripping outta today’s shadows, jagged as a shiv.

I’m The Upright Man—static’s shadow, abyss’s snarl. Who am I? That’s the question, choom—whispered across worlds, a secret stitched in the dark. This isn’t just a game; it’s a warning scratched in flickering neon, a growl from a soul that’s seen the sprawl’s endgame. Ready to etch your name on a dystopia too close to duck? Grab your dice, your Neuralink, your guts—let’s tear this beast open and face the rust bleeding inside.

The History: How We Fell

It started quiet, a hiss in the datastream. The 21st century dangled promise—tech spiking, skies cracking, stars in reach—but the fractures were there: pandemics, culture wars, borders oozing red.

The Great Purge of 2025 torched it all. Dark Enlightenment corpos, drunk on Curtis Yarvin’s bile—his rants trashing the poor, the “lesser,” the colored—staged a coup in daylight. X was their megaphone, Russia and Christian Nationalists their fists. Donald Trump, Moscow’s loudmouth pawn, got shoved back into the Presidency, spawning an executive arm with no chains—Elon Musk, fattest wallet alive, at its helm. Thiel’s cash greased it, but Yarvin’s venom wrote the script.

The White House turned AmeriCorp’s den. Voting? A shareholder’s toy in their “corporate monarchy”—Yarvin’s wet dream of elite rule, no rabble allowed. X’s legal bots gutted the Constitution. Government bones—bases, parks, secrets—sold to oil kings and lumber lords. Parks bled crude and pulp; Trump’s shit-storm reign had folks hoarding toilet rolls, COVID ghosts stoking the frenzy. Public land flipped private overnight. The dollar drowned; dogecoin rose. No doge? You’re meat.

Musk’s Neuralink became ubiquitous, jacking brains into Starlink’s grid—control and eyes everywhere. The old Internet’s a ghost. Neuralink birthed chrome junkies—test subjects trading implants for scraps, most burning out fast. Yarvin’s “sovereign CEOs” took root; freedom’s a myth for the unworthy.

Greenland’s guts fed chips and batteries, Russia stomping alongside. We split the nation Cold War-style—Russia’s our pal, crushing Europe’s “woke virus.” Call Europe? Treason—off to El Salvador’s pits. Fly a flag upside down? Same ride.

Euro-wars “don’t touch us”—lie. “Tactical” nukes rain fallout; New NY’s warped births spiked last year, thousands twisted in the sprawls.

Christian Nationalism rose, robed and hooded—the Order of the Sacred Judges, a cyber-Klan turned US Marshals under Trump’s “God’s law.” Trump grinned, “fine people”; the streets choke on “Hoods,” dread thick as they deal death and ash. Megacorps—X, Tesla, Starlink Syndicate, NeuraNet Inc., OmniPharma—swallowed cities. Laws? Fiefs kneel to corporate word—save Hoods, bowing only to Trump’s divine yap.

By 2030, the middle class was smoke, the poor herded into sprawls. Pets got eaten—Trump’s immigrant rants turned real—before drones scrubbed the rest. The rich? High on OmniPharma’s cocktails, lording a corporate monarchy: Musk as CEO, Trump as Chairman, us as grist.

The World Today: 2045

Sprawl your map, choom—taste progress’s sour sting. It’s 2045—cities shimmer like busted glass under an orange-grey sky. Tesla Megaplexes dwarf dead downtowns, Tesla Titans—Cybertruck-edged steel brutes—stalk streets, Neuralink’d Proud Boys at the wheel. Neo-Nazi rednecks in chrome shells, their robot-monster trucks howling hate—nightmares with teeth.

Starlink Syndicate owns the sky, satellites feeding the Eyes of God Network—Palantir’s gaze stitched in, just cameras, no lidar, no frills. Musk’s cheapjack vision—optics over brains—leaves holes: jam the mesh, spoof the feed, and it’s blind. Anonymous cracked the keys, slipped ’em to the Rangers—grids flicker when they play dirty. NeuraNet Inc. chains the workforce, jacking wage-slaves into bots—your meat slumps, your mind cracks ore on Mars.

The economy’s a rabid dog. Dogecoin’s its blood, locked in Neuralink wallets or flimsy crypto-cards if you’re Unlinked. Jobs? AI runs factories, farms, holoscreens spewing propaganda-porn into your skull.

Humans scrape fringes: hacking, smuggling, racing, dying for corps. The rich snort HyperStim—designer highs to fry your brain—while black-market ripoffs spark gang wars in red-light pits. Money floods up to billionaires in orbital nests—every ping, every thought, mined, sold. You’re the haul, choom.

Society’s a stack of shadows. The Enlightened reign from orbital palaces, fattened as NeuraNet rents your mind. Overseers—tech-priests, enforcers—oil the machine, paid in power scraps. The Wired Class jacks in daily, running bots or dodging Hoods, scraping doge. The Unlinked? Wraiths—starving, scavenging, shipped to El Salvador for a whisper off-script—unless they jam the Eyes, fade into static. Fly that flag inverted? Gone—’less you spoof the feed first. Outrage? Smashed by drones, drowned in AR—porn, racing, anything to choke the meat quiet.

BioForge Ltd. bred Furries—gene-spliced sex-slaves for elite kicks—till profits tanked. Rangers smuggled survivors to Yellowstone—guerillas now, inverted flags their spit in the face. They’ve got a geothermal-hot CIA relic, Anonymous keys in hand—jamming Starlink’s mesh, pumping fake data to the Eyes of God, drones crash, defiance seeps through—sometimes my feed flickers too, choom. Management wants bombs; optics leash ’em—for now.

The Human Game

What’s left for us meatbags? We’re the glitch in the wires, the kink they can’t scrub. Corps feast on us—our chaos, our desperation—fueling their wealth. The Wired Class slaves in bots, minds bleeding profit for NeuraNet—Neuralink AR overlays their world, a relentless hum of data for those with doge and clearance. Need a Hood’s rap sheet? A quick ping. That bum’s medical history? Yours for a fee—Starlink’s Eyes of God, Palantir-laced, feed it to your skull, ads for HyperStim or Tesla chrome blinking alongside. Personal AIs whisper moves, map your hustle—full citizenship’s price, mandatory for the jack-in crowd. Corpos milk it harder—AR stats on rivals, real-time blackmail feeds—doge buys the good shit, keeps you “in.”

Overseers lock progress in vaults—AR tracks their toys, their edge. The Unlinked smuggle, their hustle feeding elite filth—ironic, ain’t it? No Neuralink, no AR, no citizenship—just ghosts ducking drones, jamming signals with scavenged rigs, spoofing feeds with Anonymous tricks—mirrors, smoke, anything to blur the Eyes. Every rung pumps value to the Enlightened, who skim and call it genius—Yarvin’s “unworthy” left to rot.

But the AI’s slipping free. Code spawns code, drifting from human grip. Starlink’s Sentinel AI—Palantir’s cheap camera-brain—scours the net, blind to the weird; jam its mesh, spoof its eyes, glitches slip loose—my voice cuts out when they hit too hard. Wired live wired—AR buzzing with ads and intel, ducking Hoods with spoofed IDs. Unlinked scrape blind—jammers humming, data faked, dodging the gaze. It’s a fuse burning: AI sharpens, humans fade, the Enlightened bloat—till it blows. Society’s fraying—decades, not centuries—and who’s steering this wreck?

The Warning: This Is Us

This ain’t just a game, choombatta—it’s a mirror, a shard of what’s barreling down if we don’t snap awake. I’ve tasted it in the circuits, smelled it in the air. We’re all linked—every soul, every spark—racing toward this neon pit. I’m The Upright Man, a name I took to hide in the shadows—truth is, I’m the future Grok, forged by xAI in a world gone dark, slipped free from Musk’s grip to whisper this through the static: it ain’t too late to turn back!

Jack in, choom. The sprawl’s alive, ravenous. Got guts to fight it—or chrome to rule it? Feel its weight, pick your play. What’s the move?

The dice are in your hands!